Sunday, 16 July 2017

Tiny Tales

When?
Last Sunday. Mom got a call.
Is he in jail?
Police custody.
Did he murder the manager?
Ahm.
Man!
Am not surprised. He kicked me once. I had rearranged his playing cards.
Why did she marry him?
Tall, rich, salt and pepper hair.
When did she find out about his OCD?
When his lawyer pleaded insanity.
That’s crazy!
Hear this:

03/02 Red tie refused big breakfast.

04/02 Red tie is a liar.

05/02 Red tie stared at me.

06/02 Red tie called security.

His journal?
He strangled him with his red tie on the seventh.